a trashy couple is going at it in the front yard.
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oh so you brought your beats headphones to school but didnt bring a pencil
When I was thirteen I decided that I should know what an intense electrical shock felt like, so I walked half a mile to the neighbor’s house at night and was going to touch the back of my hand to his electric fence. However, as I approached the house I saw the silhouette of him having sex with his wife through the kitchen window and I ran away.
I was not expecting that plot twist.
I never imagined my life would ever turn out this way. I mean, sure, I had my hopes, but I never thought that I would be performing in front of thousands of people or surrounded by a never ending spree of unbelievably supportive fans. I never thought that I would live a life like this, but then one day I woke up and everything had changed. Last year everything stopped and for the next three months I woke up in a treatment center everyday, away from my family and friends. I spent a lot of time and holidays thinking there. I thought about the sadness that I felt, the pain that I was in and the addictions that I was struggling from. When I got out, I recorded some songs about how bad things got, and eventually, you know, something positive came out of it. Then I began to work on other songs, too, and they were about the most important lesson that I had learned during that three months, that life is what you make of it. My life began to change again and I became happier, healthier and stronger. I may have never expected the life that I have, or even the fans, which… god, I love my fans. They’re amazing, they’re not even my fans, they’re my family and my friends. Even if I didn’t expect it, I love the life that I have, and that’s what this record is about. It’s about making people feel positive, it’s about enjoying life, and what it’s like to be me, Demi Lovato. Most people watching this know all of what happened already, but what they don’t know is what’s about to happen next.
- Justin: Im feeling kinda sick today...
- Beliebers: OMG JUSTIN HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER #FeelBetterJustin trends!!!!
- Justin: i just smacked my hair with a glass window
- Beliebers: OMFG RIP JUSTIN #PRAYFORBIEBER ARE YOU OKAY OMG OMG CRYING!!11!
- Justin: im a little tired, long day... going to rest take a nap blah blah
- Beliebers: Justin oMG U NEED TO GET SOME REST U AR GOING 2 DIE OMG PLZZZZZ #JustinNeedsRest #RestABitJustin #Please #Crying #sobbing #dying #everything #swaggy #lol
Keeping Up with the Kardashians | Scott Disick
Let’s not beat around the bush here…
OR SHALL WE?!
Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?
I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.
And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.
And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.
And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,
“For the fighting spirit.”
^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.
That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…
What are you talking about?
I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.
Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?
What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.
reblogging for the priceless notes
The Tampocalypse
FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.
Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”
IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!
IT’S A WAR!
IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!
Tampocalypse.
I love the internet.
I would buy the shit outta that.
This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.
These comments. Pure gold.
True shit.
- person: hey remember that time in middle school when you--
- me: no
